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My Near-Death Experience
Taking stock of what’s important I almost died last week. We all have near-death experiences and...
Bathrooms for All… Except for Babies
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The Upper-Cut of Hate
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Nietzsche On Love and Leadership
I extend my arm towards my wife, give her a thumbs-up, and tell her, “I married well!” She hates...
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