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Okay, Take Two. And a Humble Brag.
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Please, Stop!!!!
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A Post-Pandemic Matisse Pastoral
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Buying Sushi in Dublin at Three in the Morning
I was in Dublin this last summer, and if you think Ireland is super Duper white, then you would be...
A Loogie on the Face
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Video Performance: The Hair Brushing Vortex
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You will never poop in peace again
I have only pulled my pants up without wiping once in my life. It was because I felt the big one...
The Stories We Tell To Help You Part With Your Money
Twice a year, the insurance company I worked for would get all its salespeople together to receive...
The phantom limb sensation of a $100 bill I’ve never owned
"People don't really want to be rich," I told myself as I looked around the empty conference room...
Money-Making Seminars Promised Me the American Dream
The stranger made a beeline toward my wife and me through the sea of Christmas shoppers drowning...
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