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Is a Father a Man If He Only Has Daughters?
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I Listened In On My Buddy’s Vasectomy
The Vasectomy Dialogues: A Vas Was Severed, But a Bond Was Created (Trigger warning: The following...
Looking At Other Men’s Bananas
Why do men love to wear torn underwear? “You look like a little boy” are not the words you hope...
My Wife Wants Me to Stop Lying About My Height
My childish, overactive mind stunted my development. Here is a secret. I’m not 5'9". I do tell...
Elon Musk Wants You To Have Kids
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A Theory of Pizza and Italian Population Collapse
The Vasectomy Dialogues: It’s a me, mammone! For millenniums, men have wondered what separates us...
Nobody Cares About the Love Pouch
The Vasectomy Dialogue: Knock Knock Knocking on Someone’s Balls “Did you bring the love pouch?” I...
Motown, Fixing Haircuts and the Frailty of Life
Chronicles of a Difficult Haircut Part 3-Final (15/40) I was in Cotati, a town ten minutes away...
Tight Shorts and Swimming Against All Odds
Chronicles of a difficult haircut Part II (14/40) Photo by Trevor McKinnon on Unsplash “It is...
I Almost Paid a Barber with an Illegal Annual Supply of Pumpkin Spice Lattes
Chronicles of a Bad Haircut Part I (13/40) One of the continuing struggles of my life has been...
The Vasectomy Dialogues
When I think of manly, I think of my friend Travis. It’s weird that I don’t think of myself. I’m...
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