What did you just eat? Is that peanut butter in your breath? My wife asked me clearly annoyed at...
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Toilet Seat Politics
My wife gets upset when I miss the toilet. She doesn’t understand is not like I have a sniper...
Art That Lives Beyond the Page
Calling all storytellers, comedians, and solo-performers My buddy and novelist Kyle Rutkin is...
We Are Not Trees
Trading roots for a truly inclusive future My childhood friend, Juan David, and I shared a love...
The Ultimate Recipe for Marital Bliss
My wife might be an evil genius. We married in Mexico, but she doesn’t speak Spanish; I do. Which...
Hunting for Black Caulk
"Your presentation skills are great, and you have deep product knowledge. But you have an accent."...
Outpacing My Luck
Funny and satirical analysis of relationships and how people behave when they are traveling to other countries. Relationships, culture, society, travel, Mexico.
Wine Country Spoken Word Festival
A Confession and An Announcement When I started writing again, I just wanted to write. Whatever...
Peanut Butter Breath
Do not skip this step in your relationship or you are doomed What did you just eat? Is that...
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The Blue Lobster and El Grupo de Barranquilla
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