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Okay, Take Two. And a Humble Brag.
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Satire
Please, Stop!!!!
It’s not earwax, your kids just don’t want to hear it. Please, stop!!!!! I shouted at the...
Playing Boleros on a Ukulele
Story about my uke.
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The Stories We Tell To Help You Part With Your Money
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UnFinished Business – Video
I performed this piece at the Mystic Theatre last year during West Side Story’s annual Grand Slam....
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