Having fun with writing outside of writing “Write every day, even if it’s just an email.” The...
Humor
I Chemically Straightened My Hair Because My Family Was Ashamed
Parenting and the illusion of reprieve “Scientifically handsome” is what most anthropologists...
Of the Norovirus and Other Joys of Pietri Dish Parenting
The (ca) calamity of 2023 — a most bio-hazardous Valentine’s edition. “I’d rather die on my feet...
You Will Never Poop in Peace Again
Congratulations, your toddler can walk. *First published by Scribe: A Medium Publication. I...
UnFinished Business – Video
I performed this piece at the Mystic Theatre last year during West Side Story’s annual Grand Slam....
Video Performance: Skating Into Trauma
Okay, fine. I’m delusional. I thought I would never break my early morning routine. For more...
My Near-Death Experience
Taking stock of what’s important I almost died last week. We all have near-death experiences and...
The Upper-Cut of Hate
My wife and I were one of those freaks that use to go Disney without kids. One time we were...
Recent Articles
Contracting the Womb’s Real Estate
A warm summer morning and the beginning of a home birth. (Home Birth: Part 1) Photo by Pineapple Supply Co. on Unsplash It was a warm summer morning; I was sleeping on the living room futon so I...
That Bimbo is Now My Wife. A-w-k-w-a-r-d!
Misunderstanding junk inside the language trunk Photo by Honey Yanibel Minaya Cruz on Unsplash “Even my uncle liked you,” I reassured Justine. She was my only guest at the party. I only walked on...
Precio de Gabacho or White People Pricing
The sales dummy chronicles: Haggling and demanding ethnic discounts Tree Farm in Petaluma, California. December, 2020. Photo by author. A writer I like pronounced on his social media platform,...