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My Near-Death Experience
Taking stock of what’s important I almost died last week. We all have near-death experiences and...
Bathrooms for All… Except for Babies
In California, we have bathrooms designed to help people with physical disabilities. It is weird...
The Upper-Cut of Hate
My wife and I were one of those freaks that use to go Disney without kids. One time we were...
Nietzsche On Love and Leadership
I extend my arm towards my wife, give her a thumbs-up, and tell her, “I married well!” She hates...
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Contracting the Womb’s Real Estate
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That Bimbo is Now My Wife. A-w-k-w-a-r-d!
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Precio de Gabacho or White People Pricing
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