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The Media’s Pressure on Average Men
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Is a Father a Man If He Only Has Daughters?
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I Listened In On My Buddy’s Vasectomy
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Looking At Other Men’s Bananas
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My Wife Wants Me to Stop Lying About My Height
My childish, overactive mind stunted my development. Here is a secret. I’m not 5'9". I do tell...
Elon Musk Wants You To Have Kids
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A Theory of Pizza and Italian Population Collapse
The Vasectomy Dialogues: It’s a me, mammone! For millenniums, men have wondered what separates us...
Nobody Cares About the Love Pouch
The Vasectomy Dialogue: Knock Knock Knocking on Someone’s Balls “Did you bring the love pouch?” I...
Motown, Fixing Haircuts and the Frailty of Life
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Tight Shorts and Swimming Against All Odds
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